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a man balloon is another name for a condom
he left his man balloon laying in the middle of the floor
Saudi Arabian balloon animal- when a man has his penis tip glued shut and the woman chops down on both sides of the penis after the man attempted to ejaculate causing the penis to explode like a balloon animal.
I cheated on my girlfriend so while I was sleeping she gave me the Saudi Arabian balloon animal treatment.
Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.
Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.
When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?
When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody
I threw a yellow balloon at that kid
redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”
Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.