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The cool carl is when somebody takes a shit, and places it into the freezer. When the shit is completely frozen, someone else uses the frozen shit as a dildo.
I'm eating a lot of corn and nuts today because I'm gonna prepare my girlfriend a cool carl for her birthday today.
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A universal and impersonal way of dismissing the point of view of others.
The use of the phrase is not regarded as disrespectful, rather, when used in general conversation it implies that the topic/concept of discussion requires no further thought or consideration. This may be because the topic/concept raised is already widely know and therefore further consideration is redundant, or because the topic/concept is so absurd that expending the energy to consider the issue further would be considered an inefficient use of time.
People who use the term ‘yeah cool’ are generally cooler than those people who do not use it.
Example 1 (redundant)
Person 1: I went down to the shops and bought a loaf of bread but forgot to ask the baker to slice it.
Person 2: yeah cool.
Example 2 (absurd)
Person 1: Im not going to invite meerkats to my wedding because they are unlikely to be seated at the appropriate time and would be too busy watching for intruders to appreciate the ceremony.
Person 2: yeah cool.
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Awesome, surprising, funny, out-of-the-blue. Often relating to an act of supreme thoughtfulness or creativity, or to a situation that's just generally groovy.
Sam's internet surprises always make me smile; he really knows what's cool beans around here.
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when someone says something really weird. akward, or something no one cares, about, so you say cool story to be sarcastic and show that you didn't care.
"So I got buger king the other day cause my mom had a coupon for free whopper, buy one meal get one free. so I got my food and took it out to the truck. well I was driving and I wanted a drink of my coke. so I tore open one end of the straw paper and blew into that. And the paper shot off to the passenger side vent! Then I laughed and forgot about it" - Daniel
"Cool story" - Bri
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A reference to the drink that killed over 900 people in 1978. Followers of Jim Jones, members of The People’s Temple, living in Jamestown, Guyana, were convinced, coerced, or otherwise forced to drink cool-aide laced with cyanine and some other fun substances that caused their deaths.
The term “don’t drink the cool-aide” refers to what has become an almost blind following of faith in government, news programs, corporations, etc. If someone is “drinking the cool-aide”, it means they are swallowing (no pun intended) the rhetoric without questioning the motives. Or, more bluntly, believing the lies they are being told.
"Our city is prepared in the event of an eartquake, flood, other natural disaster or terrorist attack. Want some more cool-aide?"
"The reason we are paying $<insert outrageous price here> for gasoline is because there is a shortage of petroleum. Here, have some cool-aide."
"We are consolidating positions and restructuring our organization to enhance communications and be better prepared to compete in a global economy. Pick up your check and enjoy our complimentary cool-aide."
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good, cool , the desired outcome
you got the tickets? COOL BEANS!
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A scale in which the coolest people around the world are classified according to their respective ranks in coolness. The units by which these insane characters are measured are referred to as klinks, which range from 1-100(100 being the coolest). Dana of course is atop the pyramid, measuring in at 100 klinks, the first person ever to do so.
Carphonzo: Yo bizatch make me some food!
Natasha: You can get yo'nigga ass up and get it yo' self!
Carphonzo: Hey bitch I be higha on da coolness pyramid den u be!
Natasha: Shit nigga I fo'got!
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