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During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.
I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.
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A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.
"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
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The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.
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When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.
Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.
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A pro Fortnite player you should send a friend request to!
Hey, do you want to play fortnite with toilet wand?
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what most dogs would rather drink than the fresh bottled water you give them
SPARKY! Get your head out of the shitter!
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In the washroom; An explosive wet fart, followed by a painful moan. Offen associated with relieving oneself.
"I know John had a curry last night, but that sounded like toilet suicide!"
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