Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

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Bonk Bed

A bottom bunk normally used for sexual activity.

I took her to the Bonk Bed last night, she loved it.

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Bed Dirt

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

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Dirt Bed Durt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

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Bed dancer

Someone who contorts and moves to the rhythm or beat of their favourite songs whilst they are lying in their bed like a fat tired lard.

Why do you have to be such a bed dancer babe! Im trying to read my messages.

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bed boy

An attractive young man whom you summon to your bedside with a bell to refill your water, much like at a restaurant. He may also be summoned to remove your chamber pot, or hold a bottle while you pee. He exists to make your life in bed as leisurely as possible.

"Oh bed boyyyyyy *dingling -aling -aling* my bed pan is ready"

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bed olympics

The extreme measures you will do in order not leave your bed once you are in it.

An example of bed olympics - cellphone buzzes on the other side of the room. Lean over, grab ruler from floor, smack phone closer to you, stretch out pinkie finger - success!

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brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard

harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"

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