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is the definition of sex. basically no one cared about him but now that gay cunt heads can go suck cocks coz he is fucking sex and if you hate him then ..
"well.. you're girlfriend screams his name louder than yours during sex"
good enough for you
Girl: I WANT JUSTIN BIEBER
Boy: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN
girl: not with you pedo i want JUSTIN BIEBER with jb <3
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A talented boy; though he chooses to create bullshit-level music, and does it only for money, fame and girls.
tl;dr: Douche
John: Damnit, turn the radio off. Justin Bieber is coming up next.
Adam: Okay, okay.
*Turns the radio off*
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A social-life-threatening condition found in most of the female population and a few gay guys. Diagnosed as an illness that puts one into a frantic craze at the sight, thought, or mentioning of Justin Bieber. Side effects vary depending on sex. In girls, side effects may include uncontrollable sqealing, screaming or thoughts of pleasure. In guys...well, we would rather not picture such an atrocity. This condition is a major turnoff for guys and makes real musicians sick.
Derek: "Dude, my girlfriend never stops talking about that damn Bieber kid. What do I do?"
Mike: "DUMP THAT SHIT! That's nothing but bad news man. Who knows, she could have Bieberitis! That's almost as bad as having to put up with a broad on her period 24/7."
Lil' Wayne: "Hey guys, can I have some cough syrup? Young weezy needs his fix."
Mike: "No man, we gotta save some for Derek's girlfriend so we can knock her out before he loses his mind."
Lil' Wayne: "Damn you, Bieberitis! Just wait until you get down here to my crib, you lil' punk that looks like a chick. I'll shove my pistol up yo ass, if one even exists on your undeveloped body."
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A portrayal of the Antichrist, often described as being a male, blonde, fifteen year-old hip-hop performer with an excessive amount of tattoos on his torso. Despite his job as a hip-hop artist, this entity is unable to sing. This entity is desired by most young females of a low intellect. This entity is know for triggering many electronic music fans after appearing in "Where Are Ü Now," a song by Skrillex, Diplo, and Jack Ü. This entity is usually a symbol of evil or stupidity, however, he is also a symbol of employment, as it is a wonder how he still manages to get work.
"Oh my god. Is this Justin Bieber? Turn that shit off before I kick you in the nutsack!"
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A Canadian whigger (white nigger) who thinks he can sing
All Canadians are Justin Biebers
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Dude who sings like a girl at sixteen.
Justin Bieber : Baby baby baby ahhhhh!!!!
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A rather handsome lady.
And, to be more precise, a lady everyone hates. Most eleven year old fucktards come up with unfunny shit like how he/she (idfk) hasn't hit puberty or how 'it' sounds like a girl. While both are true, it is rare indeed to find an original, funny or even mildly humorous comment made against the Biebs. Of course, Justin Beaver (ha! I said 'beaver' instead if 'bieber'! Isn't that just FUCKING hilarious??) doesn't really give two shits, as he already has an army of retarded thirteen year olds to do his bidding and a stackload of their dad's cash.
*Justin Bieber sings*
*Glass breaks*
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