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Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
Those 13-16 year old white kids who buy 2000 dollar E-Bikes to form a “gang” despite living in a gated community, they mostly roam lose Angeles, but also are beginning to infect other cities.
“Those fucking E-Bike Kids keep launching fireworks all night”
A bike missing parts. Usually because of theft. Often just a frame remains.
You can tell it was a bad part of town by the amount of stripped bikes.
When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.
Want me to give you a flat bike?
A bike fit is a cycling outfit that consists of a pair of bib shorts, or a jersey, or both.
I have to wear a bike fit so people quit asking me if something is wrong with my car.
When you are riding so hard your dick rubs a Against your shammy to you cum
Peter Sagan: Man I really got bike dick on stage 6 of the tour. He said to mark cavendish who did I got bike dick because of Castille