number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

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Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

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Blind Jaguar

Wanna be high class establishment with peons for staff and obviously they’re blind.

Have you been to the blind Jaguar? That place is shit!

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Blind Bat

While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.

“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”

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Blind Hole

When you fuck someone through a hole in a bathroom

I just fucked Chorley through a blind hole

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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

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ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.

1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.

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