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The elite of the italian girls. Super sexy and rock in bed. From Northern Italy, upper class, and very rich $$$. Must have blue eyes, that how you know they are Northern. Incredible cook too, only the best for these itallian girls! Feel lucky if you know one of these girls, usually mean because they are spoiled, and sometimes snobby, but she is worth it cause if you get her in bed she will ride you like no one ever has!!
I love the italian girls-blonde cause they rock in bed.
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- Generic, attractive, stepford-wife-esque blonde haired WASPy girl with no distinguishable personality traits or unique features. Refers often to her parents wealth as if her own. Usually easy to bed.
- Clone like blonde (attractive but not memorable) whose family might own a summer home in Cape Cod. Features include sun bleeched hair, leathery skin and perfect teeth. Attire consists of teevas, shorts and a fleece over a tank top.
Not to be confused with California Blondes but similar in their trophy wife status on the East Coast.
"Hey how was your date?"
"She was cute but a total Cape Cod Blonde."
"That sucks. At least she put out."
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-a girl with blonde hair who defies all stereotypes and conventional expectations by being brilliantly intelligent, witty, and having a wicked sense of humor.
-the antithesis of the dumb blonde, also known as a smart blonde
-a girl with blonde hair who loves to play practical jokes on her friends. A jokester, a prankster.
"Dude, I totally thought she was going to be a dumb blonde but she's actually really smart!"
"Yup, she's one tricky blonde!"
Real life examples of one tricky blonde include Hillary Clinton, Meg Whitman, JK Rowling, Gisele Bundchen
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A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
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Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
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When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.
Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.
James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.
Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.
James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.
A majority of these girls are a pathetic waste of time and money. Their personality is weird and overly feminine, they often have multiple dates lined up every week because they are unemployed and mooch off random guys they meet online for dinner money or even a free ride to and from their house only to pay them back with free head. They are great manipulators and have been known in my area as the type of girl to just leave alone and avoid. Also did I mention how stupid they are. 75 percent of them didn’t make it past 11th grade. And have a chronic addiction and to Harry styles, Dunkin’ Donuts and flavored air sticks.
Omg Becky your so dumb how did you not know frogs live in lakes
I don’t know Cassandra sometimes I have a blonde moment here and there
Yeah Becky at least you’re not actually a curly haired blonde, though.