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A term used to describe damage to clothing during sport.
The fullback suffered a textile break during the first half of the match and was forced to leave the field.
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When after doing an extraordinary amount of work, a session of masturbation, or sexual intercourse is deemed a suitable reward.
I studied all day, so I took a horny break to relax myself.
Jim and I have horny breaks after long blocks of studying.
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give couple minutes here to get a biological break
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Brief interval between answering/generating funny/rude email, checking portfolio/bank balances, chatting, shopping online, checking messengers, playing online games, getting coffee/snacks/gossip/jokes in breakroom, updating resume', smoking/snorting/chewing/shooting/huffing while appearing busy to superiors at current place of employment
'brb, Fearless Leader is heading this way, gotta take a work break'
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The annual tradition of returning to ones parent's house. Armed with a perfect excuse to lounge around wearing a goofy red hat and bathrobe. Drinking peppermint schnapps and hot-buttered rum, and smoking spearmint sheesha as a daily routine.
Q; How is your winter intercession going?
A: This is Christmas Break man, it's the college-lifestyle at the expense of my parents.
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To remove yourself from a situation that in your mind (or your buddies) has become too gay for your liking. Whether it be at party full of guys (sausage fest), an event you got suckered into attending or any other scenario you deem gay.
Mike: Dude, I thought you said there was going to be tons of chics here?
Jimmy: I know, those guys playing twister in their undies is scaring me.
Mike: Let's break anal and get out here.
Jimmy: I'm pulling out with ya.
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What happens when you type "Google" into Google.
I am head of IT and I have it on good authority: if you type "Google" into Google you can break the internet. So please, no-one try it, even for a joke.
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