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Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 20, 2019


BROKEN BOY

HE BEGINS WITH K.HE IS THE BEST FUTURE BASKETBALL PLAYER WITH NO ANGER ISSUES. HIS BFF IS SHREK AND HE LOOKS LIKE NARUTO. HE ALSO PLAYS VOLLEYBALL. HIS GREAT GRANDPA IS THE ONE AND ONLY GRANDMA BLOBBY AND GRANDPA MOUSTACHIO POUSTACHIO. HIS SISTER IS PINDA AND BROTHER SEXY ALI AND CHILDREN RAHAT FATEH ALI KHAN AND KUNG FU CHEESE. HIS NIECE IS JIMMY AND BALJEET AND MANY DESI GUYS.MY PARENTS ARE BROKEN AND I BROKE MY LEG AND ARM.

BROKEN BOY WILL BE THE NEXT ASIAN JAMES LEBRON.

by BROKEN BOY SIS December 20, 2021


Numbly Broken

When someone has been hurt so many times it doesn’t hurt anymore.

*gets rejected again and again*

Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.

by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023


Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 20, 2022


Broken foot roulette

When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken

My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021


broken solar panel

A YouTuber that is probably obsessed by sirens, he makes animations with tornado sirens from the script of people in the comment of his videos, called tornado siren madness, he also made homemade tornado sirens like Vibrapod

his fans are mostly obsessed with the Thunderbolt siren

I had a broken solar panel but i replaced it with a mini thunderbolt, because i'm a fan of BSP

by Dickhead Industries June 13, 2022


Not-Broken

Being able to comment on the love of your life's wall, despite any other minor irritatations.

Sarah can still write lustful letters to her sweetheart Josh, therefore her Facebook is Not-Broken.

by Nice Ice February 16, 2012