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Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever
A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”
When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.
Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”
Being so close with your best friend of the opposite sex that you are not just "friends" but not a couple. You're so close that the yoyo never breaks away.
You're my broken yoyo
repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person
I used the broken record method on her
It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
I can't do this anymore, I've broken
one who is learning English but doesn't know much.
"She is trying to learn English but shes new, but she has some Broken English!"
When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.