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A term used to describe when an individual threatens to beat someone else up. It originated from the streets of Detroit.
John: Hey Paul, did i mention i banged your girlfriend last night?
Paul: You better be lying or else I'm gonna smash you up bruh
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Definition 1: A moment that makes you go "bruh", or just makes you confused.
Definition 2: An online meme in which the joke consists of a picture of Tyler, The Creator, or another image, and a text that says: "Bruh momento numero uno". It's a form of the genre of low effort memes.
Note: There are many "bru momentos"
Example:
Person 1: LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan
Person 2: Bruh...
In this example we can see that the second person ad a "Bruh momento numero uno"
An even bigger bruh moment compared to a regular bruh moment.
I thought my wife cheating on me with my dog was a bruh moment, but I found out that she got him pregnant, and that's a BIG BOI BRUH MOMENT.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You: Bruh amongus sussy!!!111
Me: Finally, enough of the cock rating, time for the taste test.
Right, what do we have here?
A nice length and girth,
not too much fat on the side,
and just an immaculate cock to ball ratio.
Simple, rustic, and juicy cock.
Mmm, just exploding with flavor.
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On the first day there was nothing, and on the second day ishowspeed said "are you serious right neow bruh"
and there was light
cat dies
"are you serious right neow bruh"
(sad)
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Used during arguments about ones physical fitness or used as a question to ask, "Do you work out?" with 'bro' said in an obnoxious way on the end.
Athletic Kid: You're so out of shape. Do you even lift bruh?
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so basically how did u find this. and how did u type this long. either your just bored and searched it on urbandictionary.com none knows why it exists; perhaps no one knows why I exist, my mom exists, ur mom exists, or ANYONE EXISTS IF tHEY GET THERE CHEEKS CLAPPED
anyways getting yourself clapped basically means 2 things
u got clapped
and you lost in a game.
Timmy: bRuH GeT ClaPpPeD NeRdDdDdDDd HahaAhAHaHaHaHaHaaHa
You: timmy ur so cringe, e-girls would say your cringe and NOT DATE YOU, youll never find a girl, youll die alone, the world will explode, why would you do this bruh, YOU ARE CRINGER THAN FORTNITE, ROBLOX, AND EVERY SINGLE CRINGE THING IN THIS STUPID WORLD COMBINED, EVERYONE HATES YOU, YOULL DIE OF CANCER, YOULL BE POOR, SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR ETERNITY!!111!!111!!!!!1 good fight though
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