buddy-talk

Pro. BUH-DEE TOK
Intentional use of the word "buddy" (or other casual term of endearment) to subtly deter sexual advances from another person; typically used by females concerned that a male friend might be attempting to escape the friend zone.

1: "Dude, I don't think things are goin' anywhere with Julie..."
2: "How come?"
1: "Well I just came onto her and she laid some serious buddy-talk on me."
3: "OHHH, FRIEND ZONE FOR YOU, BUDDY!"
2: "Yeah, bummer."

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Buddy Paradox

Men who call everyone "Buddy" seldom develop close friendships, especially with other men. "Buddy" is actually a smokescreen for their anti-social nature. If they keep calling you "buddy," they aren't your buddy.

I thought he might become my friend, but he was just another guy with a buddy paradox.

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informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.

I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.

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Yeah Buddy

Yeah Buddy means it’s lit or your excited to do something. It also means yolo, like whatever let’s do it.

Yo, are we hitting the clubs tonight?
Yeah Buddy!

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Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

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kissing buddies

its were you straddle your best friend and make out with them and then talk about cheese cake or some crazy random shit like that

Me and Adma are kissing buddies

Skyward: you have a boyfriend
Me: I know kissing BUDDIES!!!!!

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Date Buddies

When being a fuck buddy isn't accurate because you go on dinners and dates and stuff.

Elaine: We aren't really fuckbuddies because we go on dates and stuff. Date buddies?

Logan: Date buddies is a good concept tho.

Elaine: I actually really like it.

Logan: I enjoy nice dinners and dates n stuff. The things you wanna do but can’t really do with the boys y'know?
Elaine: Low key wishing it was a thing.
Logan: Why can’t it be a thing?
Elaine: I'm adding this to Urban Dictionary.
Logan: Good plan. Historically known as the date buddy pioneers.

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