dick bump

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

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stump bump

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

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Bumping Buttholes

Verb; For two people to bump their butts together for funsies.

Last night me and that one girl were bumping buttholes for fun.

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Speed Bump

When your significant other (typically female) inserts the entirety of her (or his) fist in your booty hole in quick, successive "bumps."

The frustration and anxiety typically associated with traffic speed bumps is included, especially if one has an impending bowel movement.

Santorum optional.

"After that speed bump, my ass really started to hurt."

"That queer really left a reservoir of Santorum in my ass after that speed bump."

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trump bump

The painful knot on your forehead that develops from repeatedly banging your head against the wall out of frustration, disbelief and/or abject horror at Trump's inability to form complete thoughts & sentences, tell the truth, treat people with respect, etc etc etc. (Basically anything he does)

"Dude, your Trump bump looks wicked"
"Yeah, I just listened to his latest thoughts on the Russian hack. I'm seeing double and have to repair the living room wall again."

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Face Bump

Usually done between girls as a hello or a goodbye. Cheek to cheek followed by a kiss noise. "

Face Bump" me, "Face Bump", give me a "Face Bump", I will "Face Bump" that. See ya later Face Bump, etc.

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Thunder bump

It's a high-five with your penis

Dude, give me a thunder bump bro!

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