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when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you
I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.
Attributed to people with overly-verbal social behavior, such as lying about earnings, bringing up past events, and constantly seeking attention. This carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical, social, and musical shortcomings.
“Nicholas, are you okay?”
“No, nobody is acknowledging my lyrical skills. I’m going to call out Mr. Mathers!”
“Uh oh, you might have a Nick Cannon complex.”
It is when you shart on your girlfriends face. Then you slap her with your dick.
Hello i gave my girl a cobble hill cannon last night.
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two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
Samoan Battle Cannons
similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting
or
Lunchbag Drenching
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Fingering, to pleasure a girl with two fingers.
I totally just special beam cannon'd lianne.
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Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.
Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.
2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!
3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
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Phrase used when someone does something for effect. Said for sarcasm.
"Bring out the cannons, he said he was on cocaine!"
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