A particular brutish boxer with an enormous cock that's almost as big as his big bald head. Covered in muscle and full of charm. A real ladies man until his alter ego 'Wrighty' surfaces usually after 1 to many shandys! That Wrighty is an evil khunt!
He's big and bald also not that old that definitely Carl Wright. Hang on ! has he had a shandy? Fuck that... That's Wrighty! Run.
Carls the type of guy to smell a pie and float towards it
Person 1:Hey how’s that carl guy?
Person 2: I don’t really know he just wants his wood holding that carl Hadgraft guy
Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve
Brah, that snow is straight Carl
Can be annoying but is kind and funny she can be a little boi sometimes but keep her around.
Carl is my best friend
Carl you have two fursonas, you're going to Midwest Furfest this year, and your saving to get a fursuit admit it already you're a furry.