carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side

Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes

Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams

fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones

carrot on a stick

A carrot on a stick is an idiom meaning an award or gift given for encouraging oneself to do something.

I treat myself a bar of chocolate as a carrot on a stick as i go to gym everyday.

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

carrot rot

carrot rot that hobos will eat

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot
joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot