greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.

Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!

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Chain My Swag

To Freshen Up.

Yo man that girl fine as shit let me Chain My Swag

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Double Ball and Chain

Used as a noun to describe a whore

man 1- yo dawg, have you met susie?

man 2- BRO!!!! That bitch needs a double ball and chain to fill her appetite

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Arctic Chain Whip

Cockslapping someone in the face after dunking an erect penis into ice water.

Her come-and-get-me eyes were asking for the "Arctic Chain Whip."

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Two Chain Charlie

A crap that requires two flushes to get it all down the toilet bowl.

After a night of beer and chili, there was no way I was getting that crap flushed without doing a two chain charlie.

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3 dollar chain

Simply a chain that is $3

"That's a 3 dollar chain it'll give you a nech rash"

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trend chain

hippie <-emo <-straightedge <-goth <- skin head
emo <- Goth <-straightedge <-punk <-metalhead <-skinhead
goth <-punk <-metal head <-skin head

look at at that emo beating up that poor hippy, but oh her come some straight edge folk to save the day,tut here come the goths ready to hurt the straight edge folk, oh but here comes a punk rocker to beat up the goths, hey the punk is bleeding now thanks to those metal heads, oh and just when we thought it was al over, here comes the skinheads, attracted to the smell of blood, ready to kick the shit out of the metal heads *must be a trend chain*

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