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An act whereby a man ejaculates on the feet of 12 people.
After hearing a noise in the billiards room, I look through the open door and saw Sebastian christing on the players and manager of the Upton Snodsbury football team. Thankfully, they had put towels on the ground.
The sweetest couple in the world, lovely people on their own too.
Wow look at them, so cute! They're definitely like Alba and Christ
Play fourhorsemen by mettalica backwards
Anti Christ is a fishermen
An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
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The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch
Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool
When South Korea was founded, christ injects formally big, was there to offer foods
some say he was a heroin addict others say he is the definition of crust.
Hey christ injects, will you help south korea?
A cheeky phrase that is used when intending to politely ask for anything. It both captivates its recipients, and lets them know that the user is a follower of Jesus.
Mama:
Son, would you like some more milk?
Son:
Yes mama.
Mama:
What’s the magic word?
Son:
Pleasus Christ.
Mama:
Good boy, my son. Now go pray to Jesus. Pleasus turn off the light before going to bed.