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fake dj who uses computers at home, and then claims that he/she is a dj. Often claims they can make phat beats/tracks, but has never ever had a real "gig".
This MoFo Talkin like he know's what's real, but he aint nuthing but a closet dj.
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A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.
Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?
Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)
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In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.
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A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.
Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.
Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.
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A crack shack. A place where drug use is acceptible, and permitted, sold and bought.
Tito is on his way to the broom closet to pick up.
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When you have come out as LGBT+ and those around you (parents, friends, etc) refuse to accept/acknowledge it.
Person 1: My ma keeps misgendering me.
Person 2: Didn't you come out to your family?
Person 1: Yeah, but I'm stuck in the glass closet.
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Person 1: Hey dad, this is my boyfriend.
Dad: You mean best friend, right?
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A long, unflattering & shapeless calf-length sweater, usually black and belted. Ubiquitous female wardrobe item in the early 2000s.
"Did you see that girl wearing the f&*king veronica's closet? What is this, 2001?!"
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