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The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010

42πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


cock doc

Someone who is very adept at arousing a penis to its fully erect form and then continuing to stimulate it to ejaculation. This definition is reserved for those who make penis stimulation an art form.

I went home with this girl from the bar last night. I had no idea she was such a cock doc!

or for homosexuals

I was at the club last night and saw that cock doc you slept with last weekend.

by josh summers March 19, 2007

40πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cock knee

A move in Muay Thai involving a knee to the groin. Not to be confused with Cockney.

It looks like Kanchana just performed a cock knee. He hit Pracha in the crotcha. I think he's gonna be down for a while.

by thundercatsho! December 12, 2008

66πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Cock Breath

When an individuals breath has the lingering smell of cock. Usually more pronouced after sucking the life out of a cock in the morning when the nut cheese and other smells of the cock are most pungent.

Billy: Lisa, did you talk to mom this morning at breakfast?

Lisa: Yeah, and her breath reaked of dads cock. I hate that cock breath, alot, Billy....

Billy: Thats not what I was going to ask you, but now that you mention it I did catch a wiff of dads meat bat...

Lisa: How do you know what dads junk smells like?

Billy: How do you know what it smells like?

Akward silence........

by Mr Meat Bat November 13, 2007

435πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Covid cock

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic

Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

33πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cock clock

The act of smacking someone over the backof the head with ur erect penis

you just got cock clocked
HAHA

by oquhf0weoin December 1, 2007

26πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.

She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.

by geehiminati April 23, 2003

82πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž