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the college experience

Living in the dorms drinking, drugs, and a fuck ton of sex all the time.

My parents blame me for flunking out of college, but I blame the college experience.

by DDMNeo April 02, 2008


smith college

Smith College, located in Northampton, Massachusetts, is the largest women's college in the United States. It is a private, non-denominational liberal arts college and one of the Seven Sisters. Smith is also a member of the Five Colleges consortium, which allows its students to attend classes at four other Pioneer Valley institutions: Mount Holyoke College, Amherst College, Hampshire College, and the University of Massachusetts Amherst.

Notable Facts:
Kurt Vonnegut and Sylva Plath were part of the faculty at Smith College.
Smith College is the first and only women's college in the United States to grant its own undergraduate degrees in engineering.
Smith has an endowment of over one billion dollars.

Notable alumnae:
Harriet Boyd-Hawes
Otelia Cromwell
Margaret Mitchell
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Julia McWilliams Child
Madeleine L'Engle
Betty Friedan
Nancy Reagan
Barbara Bush
Sylvia Plath
Gloria Steinem
Mary McPherson
Julie Nixon Eisenhower
Tammy Baldwin

I was rejected by Smith College.

by poopieshit July 17, 2006


Cabrini College

A small Catholic university on the West Side of Radnor Township. The school is dominated by a group of trolls. The Lacrosse team is the supreme force on campus, and they are world famous for their bangers. The college is highlighted by its athletic building "The Dixon Center". The Dixon Center has an olympic sized swimming pool where champions train. The guys at Cabrini College are all very catholic and usually stray away from girls. The girls are very easy by anyones standards. Uggs are popular among the female population. Marijuana is a popular remedy among the students to combat the migraine headaches that the heavy workload that classes give students. John Cusack applied to Cabrini in 1978.

Bro 1: Does that girl go to Cabrini?
Bro 2: No I didn't bang her yet.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Cabrini College?
Person 2: Yea, their Lacrosse team owns!

by Malakai22 January 28, 2010


Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up

James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

Kings College

by asdfghjklsmd September 16, 2017


College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.

Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.

by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023


northbrook college

The collection point for the worst Worthing has to offer, home to many world renown qualifications such as Level 1 Bricklaying and Level 1 hair and beauty.

Commonly referred to as a zoo - This is in fact incorrect, Zoo's have some sort of intelligent life in them.

'You see those chavs over there?'
'Yeah?'
'I bet you they do a level 1 BTEC at northbrook college'

by upanddownbutnotsideways March 20, 2018


Emmanuel College

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae

Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022