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social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 25, 2020


pharmascene conversion

A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".

Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.

by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018


Conversion Breakup

A conversion breakup is when your boyfriend breaks up with you because he realises he's gay.

Me: Why did Sara breakup with Mark.
Jenna: It was a conversion breakup.
Me: Ooh that explains a lot about Marks personality anyway so its not that shocking.

by ppooooppyy August 10, 2020


zombie conversations

Unwilling to accept reality.

A: "Do you think Zombies clip their toe-nails?'

B: "Zombies arnt real, end of zombie conversations."

by hoss geller January 16, 2012


Gamer Conversation Syndrome

There are many parts to this syndrome.

-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.

-Lack of skills with women.

-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.

-An inability to move out their parent's house

-Always trying to be alpha

-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances

-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality

-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game

The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!

by please enter your username January 17, 2022


conversation carousel

When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again

As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?

by Louskilou October 3, 2015


Conversation Amnesia

Conversation amnesia - having the same conversation more than once because you can't remember bringing up the topic before.

I forgot that you had tattoos... Duh! Conversation Amnesia.

by Iceberg_Jim March 29, 2016