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When you're talking to someone about a topic you've already covered (but don't remember covering) and you find yourself being able to complete each other's thoughts.
friend: You would not believe what happened to me!
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?
guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu
When a conversation occurs more than once.
Bobby: "So my Aunt has a couch made out of llama."
Billy Bob: "I'm getting conversation deja vu. Didn't you already tell me this?"
Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.
Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.
Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”
Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
When a conversation starts off good and then after a while it starts getting bad and boring therefore mouldy.
"I had a mouldy conversation with josh" or "this conversation is going mouldy".
A debate where you discuss a topic for a very long period of time, while still not managing to come to any sort of agreement.
Usually involving a person named Ivor, for some reason.
Oh no...are we doing the turnip conversation all over again?
A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.
Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."
Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."