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A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.
Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
A girl who loves going on your boat and will fuck all your friends
This sea cricket fucked my buddy instead of me on my boat
A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.
Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.
The time in the cartoons when it 's all quiet and you hear a cricket in the backround so all you have to do is say "Cricketness" when theres that okward silence
(everything gets all quiet) "Cricketness" (everyone laughs) (maybe)