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Beat Up Meat Curtains

A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 14, 2008

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


roast beef curtains with mayo

hackneyed labia oozing with female smegma

that girl's pussy was so beat, it looked like roast beef curtains with mayo.

by Emma Putnam January 14, 2008

16πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


big ass beef curtains

When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps

Jane must have big ass beef curtains

by bratchant May 21, 2015

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.

My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.

by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021


The man behind the curtain

A term for referring to the shaft of a uncircumcised man.

The trick to having oral sex with an uncircumcised man is to find his Wizard of Ozβ€”otherwise known as The Man Behind the Curtain.

by rc78 October 30, 2010

3πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Wide flapped beef curtain

What you call someone when your highly irritated at them

"Hey I'm watching sausage party"
"Why are you watching that"
"Because I can you wide flapped beef curtain"

by Flaps06 July 18, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


red raw beef curtains

Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.

"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"

by Evie June 3, 2004

9πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž