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Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed
I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing
Poping a danger wank
A “Nick Danger” is a dude that is jovial, hilarious, stressed out and mysterious. Nick Danger’s tend to have irregularly small hands and short arms, so they may identify as a T- Rex. Nick Danger’s often refer to themselves in the third person by saying the following, “I’m Nick Danger Bitch!”.
Bro, look at this boisterous T-Rex looking ma’fucka, he must think he’s a Nick Danger!
When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.
That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.
Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.
"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"
The sperm of a criminal or serial killer.
My boyfriend filled me up with his dangerous seed last night
Noun; One who facilitates interpersonal relationships between parties in a delightfully dangerous way, often times leading to sexy results.
There they stood, the most dangerous liaisons in the tri-county area, we braced ourselves for the fallout, as we all well knew sexy outcomes were to ensue.