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Tom Davy is a B-Tec version of Jonny Ashworth.
Ayo that aint Jonny Ashworth. Thats Tom Davy. Hes shit.
A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."
Payed Sick day, Not show up for work, be a shit cunt.
Tom or Patrick
Fuck work,
I’m weak as piss, I’m going to take a Davis day.
A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"
the name of the ghost in the woods by karl jacobs house
sapnap: the ghost name is natalia davis
karl: natalia davis?
quackity: who tf is natalia davis
A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.
"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.