Hey what’s today
December 15th why
It’s national dumb shit day
A relationship that began in winter which is stable, happy and full of promise.
Katerina left me in the fall but hey I found springtime in December
National fuck your best friend day.
James: Hey eli lemme smash.
Eli: That's pretty gay.
James: Its december 12th!
Eli: Ight bet.
It is the 11th December today it is national best persons day
If you were born on this day then you messed up the Christmas plans
hey that kid was born in December 24
The day we honor the lives lost in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Rest In Peace to Avdol, May we spend December 7th mourning him
National Suck Your Homie's Dick Day
Hey it's December 3! suck your Homie's Dick Day! Go suck their dick!