Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!

Mustard Dipping

When someone uses shit as lubrication before anal sex, common in prisons when someone is clenching to avoid anal rape.

John was clenching his ass so I had to mustard dip my way in

Mustard dipping is the only way to have a truly smooth ride

The Dublin Dip

(noun) When you grab all the booze from a party and leave.

Combination of the phrase dip which means to bounce from a place abruptly, and Dublin referring to the Irish love for drinking.

Danny: "Yo this party is fuckin wack let's get out of here."
Brandon: "I've got a better idea let's take all their shit first."
Danny: "Word time to pull the Dublin Dip, its in my blood."

partygoer 15 minutes later: "Yo doood where's my 30?"

Example 2:

Justin: OH FUCK THE COPS ARE HERE!!! Finna Dublin Dip out of this bitch!

Toaster Dipping

Toaster dipping is when you and your buddy get together with twelve cream trenchers and let them drench you in cream. It is the manliest activity possible.

Shang: do you wanna go toaster dipping with me
Ari: what
Shang: yeah
Ari: whats toaster dipping
Shang: real stuff for men

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

Meat Dip

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.

I got a little meat dip from that skanky ho I bagged last night.

Cream dipping

Cream Dipping is a word for homosexual intercourse when you climax on the bottoms anus and then insert your penis using your own sperm as lubricant

Baby I'm Cream Dipping you tonight