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"That's a 3 dollar chain it'll give you a nech rash"
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Waking up to a mans testicles placed upon each eye.
Dude I woke up to your sweaty arabian sand dollars on my eyes.
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A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.
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The man that you find either once in a lifetime, or not at all, who's perfect. He might have average looks or weird personality quirks, but he's yours anyway.
"I finally found my million dollar man."
"Are you sure that's him? I mean, c'mon, look at him. He's weird."
"He's mine."
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When the tobacco from a cigarette is removed, and is replaced with marijuana. The filter is left on leaving it looking like a regular cigarette. The amount of weed in the cigarette is worth about 10 dollars, which is where it gets the name.
Yo nigga, wanna buy a ten dollar cigarette?
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the cost of something that was free, and most likely stolen to attain
Q) How much was that new PSP you got there?
A) Cost me an irish dollar, nicked it pulling handles down the cinema.
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A rule that implies a guy should receive sex from a girl that he is seeing/dating within a 100 usd dollars being spent on her. If he does not receive sex with the first $100 spent, the girl is not into him and/or is using him.
Ex1. Guy A: So how did it go with that girl Kelly last night?
Guy B: It was fun. I bought her 100 dollars worth of clothes when we went to the mall and she said she would call me soon.
Guy A: C'mon man, 100 dollar rule! She's just using you for your money...you should have gotten laid!
Ex2. GUY 1: So how did the dinner date go last night with that chick with the big t&a last night?
GUY2: I ended up spending $100 on a seafood dinner & drinks then we went back to her place and tapped that ass all night. I even got a tossed salad from her!
Guy 1: NICE! She passed the 100 dollar rule...she's a keeper!
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