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One who thinks Halo 3 is the Second Coming.
Guy 1: I got a preview copy of Halo 3 and beat it weeks ago and yet I still stood in line to get one of the first copies off the shelf. I will OWN you online in multiplayer.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Halo douche, you dumb fuck.
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Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
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A bro wearing a Ed Hardy T-shirt, or something similar that looks like tattoos, to cover up their other tattoos. Coined by The Soup host, and stand-up comedian, Joel McHale.
Look at that douche cape at the bar.
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Any accessory a douche wears or a tattoo on a douche that signifies the status of douche-hood. Flashy douche bling, flashy trash in or on their cars, doucheboy tatts all qualify as douche-tags.
Could that douche be any more douche-y? He was floating every douche-tag known to douchery!
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a $200 tight jeans wearing, Vintage Nike dunks loving Dork, who only listens to Vice magazine approved "underground" bands that he's told to think is cool. A hipster douche can often times be found wearing his little sisters T-shirts and watching DVD's of The O.C, cause its "IRONIC" (Also known as an HD)
(GUY) - so what are you up to this weekend
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
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The correct modern name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or Sax Player's Moustache.
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
"Nice suit, but unless this job interview is at a comic shop you probably want to go back in the bathroom and shave off that douche tag."
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One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.
That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.
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