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Person 1 : what's ed sheerans nick name?
Person 2 : ginger jesus
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When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.
"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."
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The unfortunate circumstance of a defensive player who is carrying the football carelessly en-route to a touchdown after a turnover and an opposing player comes from behind and punches the ball out.
On 10/3/2010 49ers d-back Nate Clements intercepted a pass at mid field in a game against the Falcons with little time left on the clock and a lead. Had he run out of bounds, his team would have easily gone on to win their first game of the season. Nate Clements instead chose to return the interception and while waiting for blocks to set up, was chased down by Roddy White and Nate Clements-ed. The falcons would go on to win on a field goal.
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The term used to identify mixed gender educational facilities in the COVID-19 pandemic. COVID-19 turns co-ed to co-V-ed.
Jill: Kat’s going back to college in August and the dorms are open.
Paige: Really?
Jill: Ya, she’s attending a CO-v-ED university. Back to school Fall 2020.
Paige: Make sure she remains COVIDgilent.
To be beth-ed you have to have some sort of connection with a bethany. She has to do something that is absolutely horrible to you, and thus you are beth-ed.
1. person 1: omg why did you break up with bethany?
person 2: because she cheated on me
person 1:aww, you've just been beth-ed.
2. person 1: why do you hate bethany?
person 2: because shes a whore; simple as that and because ive been beth-ed by her
person 1: what did she do?
person 2: she took my boyfriend
person 1: shame, but dont worry he'll figure out that bethany's are never good girlfriends.
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When you get into a twitter beef with an exceptionally badass stud wishing to put him down and oppress the already oppressed but are tremendously blindsided by his comebacks, that too in a language that you can’t quite understand.
Dude, did you see Sanitary Panel’s new stick figure art? She completely diljit dosanjh-ed the crybaby Supreme Court judge!
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When someone, i.e. a man, has a big beard very similar to the pitcher Brian Wilson and he uses his man beard on a girls clitoris in a vigorous up and down or side to side motion for an extended period of time till she gets off. That said girl has now become "Brian Wilson-ed".
Man, I 'Brian Wilson-ed' a girl last night and she got off so much that my beard turned white.