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Alucard went to mexico and got hungry
"on a night like this i crave for blood... female officer" - Alucard
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Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche
El Douche is suuuucccchhhh a douche.
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Grungy surf area in the north end of Manhattan Beach, borders El Segundo and is right next to the smoke stacks. This area is a hotspot for surfers and is defined by the El Porto Parking Lot which runs from 45th street to Rosecrans. This area is often frequented by "ghetto" el segundo residents because of the shuttle system that they are so pround of. Be careful you don't get run over at the exit where surfers in pick up trucks speed through the stop sign.
"Duuuuuuude, check out the gnarly surf in el porto. It looks epic and the peaks are NIIICEEEE."
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Pronounced el-ter-ee-blay. Something that is terrible, without being seriously harmful to anyone.
CORRECT USAGE:
Guy #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some chick!
Guy #2: That's el terrible! At least you can cure it!
INCORRECT USAGE:
Girl #1: Dude! I just got clamidia from some guy!
Girl #2: That's el terrible! You can't have babies now!
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People use this to say "lmao" (laughing my ass off). This is written how it is spoken.
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A surprise attack using a flacid penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or head with your penis while yelling the phrase "El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good Luck and Happy El Kabonging!
"Jeremy came home from work early to find his girlfriend napping on the couch with the TV on. He pulled out his penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."
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