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These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
A poor person in a movie about rich people who only exists to teach the wealth-scarred protagonist(s) how to feel or act like humans
“Sam has such a loving family and he’s got his act together. It’s almost like he’s the rich guy instead of Derrick”
“Sam’s family showed up once on screen, and he has no problems or personality of his own. He’s just an emotional support poor.”
The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.
Guy 1: "Your mom."
Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."
Guy 2 runs off crying
Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."
The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview
I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.
Emotional awareness is just a orgy
who's down for an emotional awareness
The ability to focus so deeply on a specific emotion that it can be felt without having to experience anything physical at all. With practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand. With even more practice, a being can feel a desired emotion on demand regardless of what is occurring in the world around them; the chaos that exists around them cannot break their emotional focus. The emotion being focused on becomes so strong that it can be felt by anyone within close enough proximity of the being in focus.
"John has great Emotional Focus, he feels grateful for everything at all times regardless of what it is. He is like the physical incarnation of gratitude and I feel grateful just by being in his presence."
"It's a waste of time trying to insult John, he feels so grateful for his own existence that your words will have no effect on him. if anything he will be grateful for the insult because he will view it as means of testing his own Emotional Focus."
Someone who is screwed up in the head enough to where they can't control or find the right emotion for the current situation and is easy to get in bed.
Calm down you emotional fuckbag.