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Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!
TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)
A song sung by 1D that really is THE BEST SONG EVER!!!
" And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We know every line
Though i cant remember, how it goes
but i know that i wont forget her
cause we danced all night to the best song ever..."
When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message
Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you
Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle And Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee And Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion ( Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>