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Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
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Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
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insult, considered to be insulting.
Aw, that's a slap on the face.
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The look one has when he/she is extremely drunk and loving it. This happy mixture is called the "Maser Face".
Man #1: Do you think Tommy is happy about the fact he is plastered?
Man #2: You're damn right he is, he's got his Maser Face on!
Tommy: Yeahhhhh!!!!!
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An emotionless face that is made when one or a group does not want to tell a specific person what their plans are in order to make sure that that person does not show up.
Person talking to group: So this weekend we are going to go to... Oh shit, brad face.
Brad: Whats going on?
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the look of sublime calmness a person posseses while playing the sitar or some other mellow vibe instrument.
I thought she was gonna be pissed but I looked over and she had a sitar face on.
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This can be used in any context at any time. It's the ultimate comeback when you can't think of any other better ones. LOL!
Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: Yo Face
Q: What's that thing that cat's eating
A: Yo face
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