slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

shit factor

N. The opposite of an "it factor". The undefinable quality that makes some one unlikable.

Ben Affleck's shit factor is off the charts

Meow factor

Mental and physical sex appeal. The full package. A person that makes you purr with happiness.

You got that meow factor going on baby! Purr!!

Jackson factor

The inability to complete a 40k game in 3 hours but 6 instead

I don't care about the jackson factor, just play your turn.

the mcghee factor

the phrase "the mcghee factor" is simply a tall skinny guy wearing tight t-shirts who very often stays quiet during the night time just so he doesnt have to go the bar for his friends... normally the round consists of.. two bottles of miller, a pint of strongbow and carling, an amaretto an coke and a h20 for the queen... normally costing in the region of £14.70...However this seems too much for the "the mcghee factor"

ant: i hate the way i have to do this sometimes..."the mcghee factor" put your hands in your pocket and get the round in.
matty: hes not related to me he's a minge bag
lee: use are cheeky cunts, i always go the bar
james: nah
kev: haha
mcloughlin: shut up kev you midget

Mardini factor

The healthy fear that employees have of their boss.

He was going to grow a sweet mustache, but then remembered that his boss hates facial hair; the Mardini factor makes him shave twice a day.

direct sunlight factor

As with it's twin, wind chill factor, direct sunlight factor-- or DSF -- changes the temperature of an object when affected by it, in this case raising the temperature -- rather than lowering it -- in relation to the temperature of the air, due to the warming rays of direct, unimpeded sunshine on said object.

Despite the frigid temperatures at the airport this morning, Josh was able to get all the ice off his plane quickly by pulling it out of the hangar and into the sunshine where the direct sunlight factor raised the plane's surface temperature rapidly to melt it.