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They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
"yeah bro, he's my finger father, I don't know where I'd be without him"
When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits
"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.
Girl: "I can't believe Ron did Father Style with me. I haven't seen him since!"
A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.
I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.
Jacob....
I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.
Someone who fucks their daddy.
Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.