Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!

Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!

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Paper clip Fetish

A fetish of paperclips where one frequently takes the colored ones with rubber over them and "de-clothes" them by taking that rubber off.

"Whats that person doing over there in the corner?"
"Their de-clothing that purple paper clip!"
"Wow, they must have a paper clip fetish."

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car fetish

so basically this is a disease cause basically people who got this fetish will soon like to watch cars in porn sites and this disease is very weird i should say i mean...
who wants to watch car vids on porn sites
ay

oy lad you have a car fetish ay?

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Sydney Fetish

A strong sexual attraction to somebody named Sydney

Sydney enjoys licking and sucking toes, but I like it;) I think I have a Sydney Fetish!

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little brother fetish

Wanting sex from little brothers of her current mate

Kristen has a little brother fetish!

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white person fetish

A white person fetish consists of A person that is of another race but unusually obsessed with white people. They are unhappy with their own race, so they think having a white mate would make up for it. They don't date other races whatsoever. Usually, these people that have the fetish are unattractive, stupid, racist, and have a social disorder.

Look at that Asian girl with the white person fetish since she has a white boy and an I hate Asian boys shirt.

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Chuck Norris Fetish

To actually, care, or like the man so famously known as Chuck Norris. (sexually)

Dude, I have a confession to make, I have a Chuck Norris Fetish, Will you just kill me now?

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