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Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 5, 2019


Thoti-flex

A next level scandal type of fuckboy. Usually from the southern parts of the Pacific. Can be found in bars and clubs on their nights off. Likes salsa music. Thoti-Flexs use their charm and wittiness to catch their prey.

Friend: damn check out that couple making out at the bar

Friend 2: holy shit he just picked her up on the bar and is going ham on her!

Friend: did you see her hit her head when he picked her up?

Friend: that's not your average fuckboy...That's a thoti-flex.

by Thoti-flex March 25, 2019


Simp Flexing

Simp Flexing is when you brag on forums how many people your financially supporting.

Jack was Simp Flexing about how many only fans girls he was financially supporting and showing off acknowledgement clips.

by Excited Bike February 1, 2021


National flex your muscles day

April 19 is when you send a friend, partner or someone you trust a picture of you flexing ur muscles.

*sends a picture of big booty flex*

wow! Happy national flex your muscles day! Here is one too ;)

by Nukemaster69 April 19, 2022


calf flexing

A guy flexes his calf's to get rid of his erection

Tim and Sam flex their calf's to get rid of there growing erections. Calf flexing

by Danceywhre November 27, 2015


flexing ur lg

lg= phone (android)
Flexing = u know what that means

maddie are u flexing ur lg

by thicccyniccccy June 30, 2019

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Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 11, 2023