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No Joke

when somebody make a very bad joke and nobody laughs there is a pause and anybody can claim a NO! this is where anyone that thinks the joke was stupid and not funny can say no! The no has to be said in a jokey manor as your tlaking to your friends and they will mostly likely know it was a bad joke.

Most no jkokes are not prepared as jokes they are said in the moment and really should have not left the mouth.

so in conclusion a No joke is a joke that is not funny and its infact shameful.

"you might say that he was all over the news!, ERR NO! ha ha lol :)"

"that was such a no joke!, lol yeah sorry was funny tho, still a huge no :)!"

"no!"

by howaboutnoucrazydeutchbastard May 18, 2009

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what a joke

When something is ridiculous and you think "that would be a funny joke"

What a joke

by whatajokester May 28, 2011

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Inside joke

Have you ever just randomly started laughing in the middle of class because of something that happened the other day? If not, you probably need more inside jokes. Why would I laugh randomly in the middle of class for no apparent reason, you might add, whats an inside joke?, well. PAGING SHANE PAGINING PAGING SHANE, COME OVER HERE SHANE. Wait What? what did that have to do with what im talking about? well that random blurt you just heard that made absolutly no sense to you or didnโ€™t seem funny whatsoever, was an inside joke. An inside joke is something that makes absolutely no sense out of context or is the cause of many awkward "you just had to be there" moments, causing people to become iritable and crack out on demand when this unique phrase is mentioned.

Friend: HAHA DUDE PANCAKES!
PAL: HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
Buddy: what are you guys talking about?
Friend: oh well the other day bill threw a pancake at me and landed on my dog
Buddy: What?
Friend: hahaha...oh you just had to be there
Pal: It's an inside joke

by pseudonym 101 January 8, 2010

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Joking Off

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.

Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.

by DieLawn December 5, 2007

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Private Joke

Joking to yourself, that you are the only that could understand or someone you know that knows also what your laughing at.

Lea and Myki: (eating lunch)

Myki: Laughing without reason (remembered something funny)

Lea: Whats wrong

Myki Its a private joke! Hahah.

by gugubebe January 18, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Just a joke

Three words that kids always use as an excuse to allowing shooters (but that won't work at all because it's still not allowed).

"Hey, why are you arresting me? It was all just a joke

by Unlord123 May 25, 2019

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cosmic joke

Wanting to know the mind of God is a cosmic joke. You really should be asking yourself, "What's in the mind of God's therapist?" And there it is: the underlying joke. Life. God's therapist. The rapist. Whenever you start thinking you've got the hang of it, it finds a way to fuck you up the ass.

Life is a cosmic joke.

by Max Agrippa February 16, 2016

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