1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.
2) a hot mess from the South
Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess
Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.
Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.
Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.
2. What KFC stands for.
Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.
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A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.
Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.
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The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.
**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?
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A mixture of period-blood and the liquid excrement that results from the consumption of fast foods. Commonly consumed by fetishists.
"Damn, I just had some Kentucky Fried Flow, it was awesome." "WOAH, DOMINO"
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