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to trim your pubic hair
I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.
Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.
Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.
Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there
One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden
the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti
"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"
While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.