A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
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First, to give context
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
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When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back
"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."
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If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!
I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !
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a teacher that teaches folks german
1. do you like our German Teacher?
2. yeah he is a nice fella
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A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
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The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.
Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne
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