After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.
Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.
under age girls that cant afford real make-up so they use Vaseline as gloss to attract the opposite sex
- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin
- yo why yuh lips to glossy
- cuz i aint got no make-up so errthang made up of vaselin
- my lips just got some moe tho
- you are sucha greasy lips reneaa
You should have heard her scream when I pounded her greasy toolbox with my spam hammer.
The act of shooting a lubed up dildo into the vagina of a female, preferably with a crossbow
My girlfriend gave my greasy arrow an 8/10.
Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.
Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!