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taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 5, 2014


Sperm grenade

Each sperm cell in adult testicle is worth around 2.5 because if you nuclear develop the biochemistry of a sperm cell you get a multi megaton flamethrower by dieseling the spermatozoa

A man packs 52200000 sperm grenade in their balls each worth at least 1 billion dollars as explosive.

by Cody5050 December 19, 2022


Holy Hand Grenade

The basic definition of a nuke, but better. Throwing one in the wrong place or area could a chain reaction of explosions causing the universe itself to implode, then explode with the wrath of God

He then threw the Holy Hand Grenade, and killed every enemy in the area, and also blew up everyone and thing the area

by Slimjimninja May 28, 2020


Holy hand grenade

Robert the Bruce's heart was cut out at his death, he was the true braveheart. His heart was later carried on a crusade to make the crusaders more courageous. It was thrown into a group of opposing soldiers during battle.

His heart was the holy hand grenade.

by Mcnastyjoel May 16, 2019


hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024


Frag Grenade

When a girl is eating your ass and you shit

Me and my girl were having fun and I dropped a frag grenade on her.

by Sgt busta nut January 7, 2025


Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021