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Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..
Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam
An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....
Helmet Fizz - A fizzy secretion of precum ejaculate
That stripper got me so horny I let out some helmet fizz into my pants
A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.
“I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”
A young child of either sex of the elementary school age who isn't fully retarded but still slightly slow that drinks way to much of their bottle of Elmer's school glue
The neighbors Helmeted Elmer boy clearly is drinking to much of his school glue, how else do you explain how slow he is when mom and dad are so smart
She has a really hot body, but those burn scars are worse than a broken helmet
A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again