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Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.

Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

by blake moseley June 6, 2007


scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z November 8, 2007


safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.

The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.

by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021


Roman Helmet

The mushroom part of a penis

That's a stiff roman Helmet.

Get that roman helmet out of me!!

by Tim the Tool Man Taylor April 14, 2020


Roman Helmet

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).

This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.

by Raws Dye January 3, 2021


Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 12, 2020


helmet army

Can be found in every skateboard video comment section, these are the types of people who spam every video about importance of the most lifesaving item of them all, a plastic made in china helmet, they will swear by their life on benefits of wearing a helmet 24/7 while skating although it seems like most of them wear a helmet at all times judging by how devout they are on spamming every skateboard video that includes a skater without a helmet on HOW IMPORTANT A HELMET IS AND HOW STUPID YOU ARE FOR NOT WEARING ONE LOOK HOW BETTER I AM AHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!1111111

John is cruising around town on a longboard
Some retard:HEY WHERE'S YOUR HELMET YOU'LL FALL AND DIE AND EARTH WILL OPEN AND EAT YOU WOAH ARE YOU SKATING WITHOUT A HELMET!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS IT IS CRUISING WITHOUT A HELMET DUDE?!?!?!!?!?! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID BRO COME ON BRO WEAR A HELMET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Another 50 people spam the exact same thing over and over and over again
John: Jesus these helmet army guys are real SOB

by Kaprisas June 23, 2020