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The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.
He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend
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A move, a comeback, a way of acting, maybe even a sexual position.
1. Man I had some fun dumpster humping that girl.
2. I need a good dumpster hump right now.
3. I haven't dumpster humped in three weeks.
4. I just got dumpster humped!
5. Go dumpster hump yourself, noob!
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A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.
1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."
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A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.
Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."
Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."
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After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.
your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:
"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"
"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."
you itch your ball sack
"oh man!"
"what dude?"
"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."
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A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...
Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"
Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."