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Band Nerd

If you're the lead percussionist, you're probably one of them.

I have to go practice the marimba, chimes, timpani, xylophone, triangle, tabourine, and gong!!!!!! TO THE BAND HALL!!!! dundundundunduuuuuun! (Band Nerd Alert!)

by MyWHAT?!?!?!?! February 28, 2010

25πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Band Kid

Any person by the name, Alex, Amy, Benjamin, Bernard, Coleen, Dylan, Eva, Felix, Gavin, Hudson, Inessa, Joan, Joshua, Kaitlin, Leuis, Morgan, Niko, Nicole, Oscar, Patrick, Peter, Quentin, Ryan, Ryland, Sophia, Trevor, Uilleam, Vince, Vivian, Weston, Walter, Xzavier, Yvonne, Zachary, or Zane. Usually loves callmecarson but doesn't get the jokes he says. Usually doesn't swear, Usually is a tryhard and tries to become a popular Fortnite or CSGO streamer. Usually looks at reddit and discord way to much. Usually freaks out over everything Nintendo ever puts out no matter how much they truly care because they think they're cool when they're not, even if they don't have the console to play it on. Usually thinks Xbox kids are annoying and PlayStation kids are rich-asses. Usually overplay meme or pop songs for years to come. Usually repeat memes that came out in 2018. Usually very animated and make weird faces or poses. Usually Band Kids.

"Hey Alex, did you watch callmecarson's PORNHUB VIDEO?"

"Yes Josh, I don't know what a condom is."

"Me Either lol, lets go get some big chungus and play fortnite on twitch."

"Oh you are both such Band Kids!"

by Lil’ Globglogabgalab January 25, 2021

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


band snob

n. Someone who considers themselves a "true fan" of a band and is very very touchy about it. They are convinced that they are the band's best fans and see everyone else as less enthusiastic, less devoted, less knowledgeable, etc. A band snob is prone to hating on new fans: calling them fake or whatever. They also have a tendency to stop liking the band once they become "mainstream." This happens a lot with semi-obscure bands that suddenly become popular.

Ashley: Omigod I LOVE All Time Low so much!!!! They're sooooo awesome!

Pat: Please. You only know what, one song? I liked them back when they first started. And I hate all their new stuff, their other CD was so much better.

Ashley: Don't be such a band snob.

by ihatebunnies November 12, 2009

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


band aid

A girl that travels with and has sex with the band group members.

A Band Aid is an attractive/very sexy Band Groupie that has been invited to travel with a band group in their buss or plane in place of furnishing her own transportation to follow the band from city to city and is furnished food and clothing in exchange for sex with the band members and roadies.

Reference to Band Aid is mentioned in the movie "Almost Famous".

Debbi was picked from a bunch of Groupies to be a Band Aid because she fucks like a mink.

by Ducky April 30, 2004

64πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Marching Band

1. The best and worst extracurricular activity you could possibly join.

2. A Package Deal!!

3. Better than the football team.

1. "Oh my god!" exclaimed Nina, "I had so much fun during marching band the other day!!" "But Nina," Tim said, "You were just complaining about how much you hated it two days ago!"

2. Set includes:

- At least two weeks of band camp

- Director(s) yelling at you to find your dot

- A complicated drill sheet/book

- Sometimes grouchy section leaders

- Unmanageable music

- No life

- Mandatory football games each Friday night

- Friends and memories you will never forget

- A new-found hate for the trumpet section

- MAYBE a trip to somewhere for a competition

3. Last year, the only reason why people came to the football games was to watch the marching band.

by theultimateprocrastinator June 9, 2013

14πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Boy Band

A music group of young men that produce popular music that usually appeals to a teenage female audience. Boybands may or may not play instruments, usually the difference between a band and a boyband is with the behavior of its fans. Fans of boybands are more attracted to the members(visually and romantically), and fans of bands only typically care about the music.

Characteristics of a boyband:
-Signed to a major record label
-All music is not written by band members
-Fans are focused on individual members, rather than the music
-Boybands usually promote a product (ex. holding a contest through retail company like Target or Walmart, or being in commercials that advertise something unrelated to their music)

Girl 1: "That new boyband, 5 seconds of summer, is all over the radio."

Girl 2: "Omg! No! They're a pop punk band!! I'm literally dying right now, how could you be so stupid?!?! Go to hell!! You're a bitch!!"

Girl 1: "They're actually a Boy Band, they don't write most of their pop song's music. They're signed to Capitol records, one of the biggest record labels in the world. They appeal to teenage "fangirls", and their concerts consist of obsessive girls screaming the members names."

Girl 2: "Shut up, freak! You're just stupid and jealous!!!!"

Girl 1: "I'm supposed to be jealous of a boyband that has annoying fans and who is hated by real pop punk bands?"

by bishpls October 16, 2014

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


band geek

someone, like myself, whose in band and should be able to play the music. usually someone whose breathes band 24/7. most likely one of the best players of the section (like myself). band geeks are truely dedicated to their school band and will boo other bands.

those band geeks are so talented.

by band rox May 13, 2006

41πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž